90 Valentine Jokes For Kids, Adults, and Everyone In Between

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The season of love will be here in no time! While many might be wondering about their date, some of us like to make fun of everything cupid (high five to all the singles reading this). This February everybody gets to be a little mushy and a lot funnier. If you want to get everyone cracking and laughing their hearts out then check out all these “Valentine Jokes For Kids And Adults”.

Who said romantics cannot be funny on the V-day. Not everyone has only a romantic bond with their partner. Some of us have some crazy partners, the ones that crack jokes as often as breathing air. You definitely can’t keep mum when s/he is doing so. Instead, prepare yourself a little and fill your February 14 with jolly memories. 

If you are into astrology, then you will definitely consider the zodiac of your partner this valentine. It is quite evident of you to be a little nervous before gifting, however, you can cool down the air around you with one or two of the best Valentine jokes and chill a little. Quickly scroll a little and go through all of these jokes. 

Best Valentine Jokes For Kids

90 Valentine Jokes For Kids, Adults, and Everyone In Between

Just in case you didn’t know this before. Kids have high curiosity in valentines. If you are a parent then you will know what I am talking about. Why do they gift each other? Why is Valentine’s day celebrated? These are just the tip of the iceberg. 

Kids ask way too much about the day. However, you should shut up about the V-day either. Even if you don’t want to answer them directly, you can try these Valentine jokes for kids on them and wait for their reaction.

1. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny.

2. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

3. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

4. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.

5. How did the phone propose to his GF?
He gave her a ring.

6. What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!

7. And how did the other sheep respond?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself

8. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.

9. And what did the tweenager give his mom? 
Ughs and kisses!

10. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I wuv you watts and watts!

11. What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

12. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
Their ghoul-friend.

13. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime!

14. Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
Because you can really party hearty!

15. What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflowers!

16. What do owls say to declare their love?
Owl be yours!

17. What did one bee say to the other? 

I love bee-ing with you, honey!

18. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?

They are very scent-imental creatures.

19. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the candy is on sale.

20. What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
I love you with all my art.

21. What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.

22. Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.

23. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

24. What shade of red is your heart?
Beat red! 

25. What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
Don’t ever change, you’re purrrfect.

26. Why would you want to marry a goalie?
Because he (or she) is a real keeper!

27. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle. 

28. Have you got a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yeah, it’s February 14th. 

29. What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
Be my Valenstein! 

30. What flowers get the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?
Tulips (two-lips). 

31. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar. 

32. What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE.

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Best Knock-knock Valentine Jokes

1. Knock knock! 
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day! 

2. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

3. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!

4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas be mine!”

5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend!

6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?”

7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe.”

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Best Corny Valentine’s Day Jokes

1. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime!”

2. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.

3. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

4. Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
His heart wasn’t in it.

5. Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine?
She stole their heart.

6. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

7. How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?
It goes nuts!

8. I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.
But when I got home the tables were turned.

9. What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
You light my world up.

10. How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?
For stealing someone’s heart.

11. I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels.
They didn’t know I existed.

12. What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.

13. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!

14. What did one oar tell the other oar?
This is so row-mantic!

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Funniest Valentines Jokes For Adults

1. How did the phone propose to his GF?
He gave her a ring.

2. How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date?
Whale you be mine?

3. What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?
A ghoul-friend.

4. What did the ghost say to his valentine?
You look so BOOtiful.

5. What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

6. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

7. What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?
We’re a perfect match.

8. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.

9. What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purr-fect for me.

10. If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

11. What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of hogs and kisses.

12. What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?
Choco-late.

13. What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.

14. What did one watermelon say to the other?
You’re one in a melon!”

15. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.

16. What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?
I love ewe.

17. How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?
A choco-LOT!

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Cute Valentine Jokes For Everyone

1. Why are artichokes so beloved?
They’re known for their hearts.

2. Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share?
“Invisible String.”

3. What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche.

4. What did one piece of toast say to the other?
“You’re my butter half!”

5. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
Because it’s all heart.

6. What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a whole watt.

7. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

8. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

9. What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of hogs and kisses.

10. What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

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11. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
We’re a perfect match!

12. What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.

13. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime!

14. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

15. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

16. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
It gave her a ring!

17. What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

18. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valentine!

19. What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Somebunny loves you!

20. What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m dough-nuts about you!

Wrapping Up

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